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What Would You Give Up (to be married)?

“I’d rather be free to paddle my own canoe.”
                                              –Louisa May Alcott, 1868



WHAT WOULD I GIVE UP ?

Would I give up a creative life?    NO
Would I give up thinking freely?    NO
Would I give up being a Democrat?    NO
Would I give up my love of beautiful things?    NO
Would I give up closet space?    YES
Would I give up my time with friends?    A LITTLE
Would I give up city life    NO
Would I give up buying fashionable clothes?    NO
Would I give up being on time?    I’D PROBABLY HAVE TO
Would I give up the New York Times home delivery?    SOMEONE HAS TO SUPPORT NEWSPAPERS
Would I give up my religion?    NO
Would I give up my short hair?    NO
Would I wear more make up?    NO
Would I give up my body, as it is?    NO
Would I give up a spiritual life?    NO
Would I give up alcohol?    NO
Would I give up my curiosity?    NO
Would I give up California?     IF IT WAS PARIS
Would I give up ballet?    NO
Would I give up my initiative?    NO
Would I give up my ability to come and go as I please?    YES, SOME OF IT
Would I give up HBO?    UNTIL CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM COMES BACK
Would I give up being treated with kindness?    NO
Would I give up being a morning person?    NO
Would I give up my desire to age gracefully?    NO
Would I give up my shoes?    A FEW PAIRS
Would I give up control?    YES, A LITTLE
Would I make time for someone’s family?    YES
Would I help take care of someone’s aging parents?    YES
Would I do more than my share?    YES
Would I spend time listening to someone grumble?    YES
Would I be willing to be the breadwinner?    YES
Would I give up my standards?    NO
Would I give up good sheets?    NO
Would I be willing to go see a crappy movie?    YES
Would I go camping?    WITH A FOAM MATTRESS
Would I be willing to live in winter?    THAT WOULD BE VERY HARD
Would I be willing to turn the heat down?    YES, A LITTLE
Would I give up meat?    MAYBE
Would I give up being smart?    NO
Would I give up being right?    SOMETIMES

Discussion

3 comments for “What Would You Give Up (to be married)?”

  1. this section is too good!!! hilarious but appropriate!
    it is great to hold on to yourself, whether you are married or not. i suppose it is easier if you are a mature bride, rather than a young woman trying to please the in-laws when you have kids. act as if is my advice.
    leigh

    Posted by leigh kelly | February 8, 2009, 7:06 pm
  2. act as if you don’t have to please anyone!!!

    Posted by leigh kelly | February 8, 2009, 7:08 pm
  3. What would I give up? He has waaaayy more clothes, shoes, coats than I have, so I just take whatever leftover space there is.

    Posted by avid r. | February 10, 2009, 9:11 pm

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