Comments on: 94 Reasons Why the Man I Haven’t Met is Right For Me

By: Marcello

Marcello — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:17:47 +0000

He’s the one who you believe is perfect and makes you forget that you even made a list.

P.S. I’m pretty sure it’s “that,” and not “which.”

By: pjay

pjay — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:59:21 +0000

He is nowhere near as picky as I am.

By: Monad

Monad — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:55:24 +0000

He does everything so damn well perfectly that he excels past anything you could possibly imagine on your list…

…yet you lament that of all your lofty expectations, if only he would just tell you to shut the fuck up with your pefectionist bullshit and commandingly direct you to the bedroom.

By: kdg

kdg — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:51:17 +0000

he truly enjoys giving oral sex, or fakes it well enough that you believe him.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:21:38 +0000

What is the obsession with tipping? Every one of these lists includes someone mentioning tipping. Are we seriously drawing character judgments from how much he tips? Unless it’s being used in an ironically petty sense, one might wonder why your partner is “never good enough”.

By: bunbun

bunbun — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:24:56 +0000

He respects his mother, but knows how to set boundaries with her.

No graphic “locker room talk” with his co-workers.

Has a savings account he deposits money into regularly, but can splurge on occasion.

Actually has a passport

By: Matty Sterenchock

Matty Sterenchock — Wed, 27 May 2009 18:33:16 +0000

He’s a good tipper.
His car is kept relatively clean.
He loves to eat.
He turns his phone off on dates.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Tue, 26 May 2009 05:18:32 +0000

He pronounces “espresso” correctly.

He laughs when I do something embarassing.

He knows to pick up the check on the first four dates.

He says my mom’s pretty when I show him her picture.

By: Singlutionary

Singlutionary — Tue, 26 May 2009 04:01:06 +0000

Loves nature for the sake of nature