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10 Reasons to Stay Away from Married Men

[1]1.  They will not be available for your birthday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentines Day, 3-day weekends. In fact, they’re not really available.       2.  No lingering in bed, no sleep-overs
3.  It’s awkward to introduce them to your family
4.  You cannot make demands, you cannot have expectations, there is no future
5.  Once a cheat, always a cheat
6.  You’re an accomplice in someone breaking a vow
7.  You can’t bring them to the company picnic
8.  Your friends will get tired of hearing your sob story
9.  Sneaking around may be sexy at first, but it gets old really fast
10. You will fall in love and they WILL break your heart

But it didn’t stop me, and it probably won’t stop you….  PLEASE add to the list!

(Illustration by Beth Adams [1])