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(More) Things I Can’t* Do Myself

kabochasquashFasten the clasp of my mother’s heirloom watch
Peel Kabocha squash
Carve a turkey
Unlock twist pump dispensers
Anything automotive **
Zip up this one particular dress
Take a decent photo
Climb a ladder
Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Eve
Birthday **
Drive a car in Manhattan
Comprehend tectonic plates (relevant if you live in earthquake-prone California)
Rotate my mattress
Choose a paint color for the walls
Break down cartons for recycling
Attend a wedding

* If pressed, I could probably do most things on this list myself. (** Except for these.) But I’d prefer not to.

WHAT’S ON YOUR LIST?