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Qualities of the Ex Boyfriend Sweater

[1]Madewell, a clumsily obvious name, is a division of J Crew, with an item called the ex-boyfriend sweater [1]. It’s described as cozy and oversized, just like his only much softer. This got me to thinking about what other characteristics I’d use for a sweater by that name – (PLEASE JOIN IN.)

1. Like, but don’t love
2. Lost its shape
3. Often in a heap on the floor
4.  Can’t find it when I really need it
5. Coming apart at the seams