[1]A mere seven days into fulfilling my pledge to register for a dating site, I’m already squirming. Having axed Jdate after browsing through 200 profiles without a desire to click for more, I turned to OK Cupid. One of the first screen names to turn up in my search was “pussiologist” from Burbank, which I can only hope has something to do with a love of cats. I also found “lawnmuncher,” which must mean he’s a gardener. Next was “laughing Pisces,” and actually I felt bad for him, because of course, he’s no longer a Pisces, but probably an Aquarius. FYI, there were over 40 men who identified themselves as “Scorpio,” and now I don’t know if that reflects the new Zodiac or not. Maybe I should be adventurous, and find myself an Ophiuchus.
Image: (Old Zodiac) Chart [1] of most common words in star sign predictions