First Person Singular by Wendy Braitman

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White Lies

June 1, 2009 ⋅  Email This Post ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Marriage is not for money, but a man should seek a wife who is mild-tempered, tactful, modest and industrious.    –The Talmud

I can do that.   –A Chorus Line 

 
You’re the world to me
I’m monogamous
Your job is fascinating
My career is not important
I’ve worked through my childhood
It’s fine if we split the check
I don’t have to talk
I exercise a lot
I don’t care if your house is a mess
My hair is naturally straight
It’s my problem, not yours
I don’t get depressed  
It doesn’t matter that you’re broke
I don’t care that your dog sheds
I love to cook
I love your family
I love your body
I don’t know    
I’m busy that night
I’m a huge baseball fan
I don’t really drink
I hadn’t noticed that you drink
I’m fertile
I don’t get PMS
My mother never got fat
You look great in that shirt
My car is usually not this dirty
I don’t have any gray hair
I’m not the jealous type
I adore your friends
I pay off my credit card each month
I’m very punctual
I don’t need you
I can be casual about sex
I love sex
Sex with you is the best, ever
I don’t care if I come
I’m not looking for a commitment
I’m not overly sensitive
I appreciate the way you listen
Your daughter is so cute
I don’t mind waiting
I’m sorry
I don’t talk on the phone much
The only thing I watch on TV is the news
I get along great with my parents
I hardly ever get angry
I’m not serious about you
I love you

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