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Is There a Substitute for Sex?

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I winced after hearing complaints from a few readers that there isn’t enough sex on this site. They’ve wondered why I created a category for the subject (coupled with dating) and there are barely any posts.

Welcome to my life.

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White Lies

Marriage is not for money, but a man should seek a wife who is mild-tempered, tactful, modest and industrious.    –The Talmud

I can do that.   –A Chorus Line 

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You’re the world to me
I’m monogamous
Your job is fascinating
My career is not important
I’ve worked through my childhood
It’s fine if we split the check
I don’t have to talk
I exercise a lot
I don’t care if your house is a mess
My hair is naturally straight
It’s my problem, not yours
I don’t get depressed  
It doesn’t matter that you’re broke
I don’t care that your dog sheds
I love to cook
I love your family
I love your body
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