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OMG I’m an Aries

“Earth” shattering news is exploding online today. According to the Minnesota Planetarium Society, there’s a 13th sign in the Zodiac, named Ophiuchus (pronounced off ee oo’ kus) lodged between Scorpio and Sagittairus. And are you sitting down? The moon’s gravitational pull on the Earth has changed the alignment of the stars, which means none of us are the signs we thought we were. (Nor were all those hot Scorpio men I thought were the real deal.) Does this mean I’m actually compatible with Virgos? New chart here:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

Image: Zodiac by Sam3

Discussion

3 comments for “OMG I’m an Aries”

  1. brewcitysingleton says:

    Ick. This makes me a Taurus! I’ve always been very Gemini. Boo. Hiss.

  2. Winegoddesstx says:

    There is no way anyone would ever believe I am a Libra. I’ll stick with Scorpio…

  3. wendy says:

    If I were a Scorpio, I’d stick with it, too. Much sexier.

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