After feeling a weird pain in my mouth for the last two weeks, I finally decided to go to the dentist. By the time I sat down in his chair this morning, I was totally freaked out, expecting to hear the worst. Extraction, root canal, oral surgery. Before grabbing the probe, the dentist took my hand, and suggested gently, that I try and change my negative thoughts. It’s easy, he said. Just like flipping a switch. It turns out, he was right. All my teeth are okay. My mind could use some flossing.
Illustration by Andrew Bannecker
hey! i cant hardly open my mouth
So it’s not just me!
Where do I find the switch?
I find that a dry martini really helps.